Oct 12
Twilight: The Better Version (sorry to all twilight fans)
- Edward: Bella I have to tell you something
- Bella: What?
- Edward: I'm leaving you.
- Bella: Is it because I'm human and you're a vampire and our love is impossible?
- Edward: No. It's because you're unattractive. You kinda look like a man. You have literally..no ass. Your hair kinda looks like a bunch of pubic hair glued on your head, birds mistake it for a nest all the time. And you're so fucked up and gap toothed I could probably crack a beer open on your teeth.
- Bella: What?
- Edward: -crack beer open on bella's teeth-
- Edward: Told you.
- Bella: No please I can change!
- Edward: No, goodbye!
- Bella: EDWARD NOO! I LOVE YOU -cries- -bird shits on bella's face-
- Bella: IT IS NOT A NEST!
- Parody by: Shane Dawson
