Running With Scissors: Archive

Sigh..

So, i feel completely pushed over and flattened right now. If i honestly have to deal with this girl all the time now since you might be going out, idk what I’m going to do. She’s too defensive. Jealousy is ugly. I don’t want to feel like I have to change or I’m gonna lose one of my best friends. I can’t pick and choose who you decide to be with.. But she makes...

Jan 16th

If You Have Twitter..Follow Him. →

Jan 14th

I'm going to make my own version of Dog The Bounty...

Dec 20th

You'd be the corpse and I'd be the killer. I'd be...

Everything you say is like music to my ears.

Dec 20th

Duke wants Olivia who likes Sebastian who is...

Dec 8th

Making fun of someone’s mental illness isn’t funny. IT JUST ISN’T. Thanks.

Dec 8th

You: i kick babies
    Stranger: hahahahah ill fuck yo baby maker
    You: OH YEAH?
    You: i'll fuck yo face
    Stranger: delicious :-) 
    Stranger: muahh
    You: ew.
    You: EW.
    You: AIDS
     You have disconnected.

Dec 6th

My friend chelsea.

chelseaanichole: grangadanga: chelseaanichole: grangadanga: chelseaanichole: I love you. I just wanted to say how glad I am that we’re frie- LOLOLOL COOKIE MONSTER ON THE TV. Oh sorry for that random outburst. What was I saying? i r cukie munsta. i r vagina munsta. whut? ….OH REALLY? ;D You gave my tumblarity a boner.

Dec 6th

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My friend chelsea.

chelseaanichole: grangadanga: chelseaanichole: I love you. I just wanted to say how glad I am that we’re frie- LOLOLOL COOKIE MONSTER ON THE TV. Oh sorry for that random outburst. What was I saying? i r cukie munsta. i r vagina munsta. whut?

Dec 6th

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My friend chelsea.

chelseaanichole: I love you. I just wanted to say how glad I am that we’re frie- LOLOLOL COOKIE MONSTER ON THE TV. Oh sorry for that random outburst. What was I saying?

Dec 6th

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Giggity Giggity Giggity

Dec 6th

I really hate

When I get a song stuck in my head. Actually, I hate when I get a song I like stuck in my head and then my friend sings a song I hate and that song replaces the song that I actually liked. Even though it was annoying, at least I liked it. Gah.

Dec 6th

None

And I repeat NONE of the other Home Alone movies are as good as the first. Why kill a good thing? WHY?

Dec 6th

So Here I Lie

In The Belly Of A Shark So Fucking Cold And So Fucking Dark So Here I Lie In The Belly Of A Shark And How The Fuck Did I Get This Far? I’m Gonna Show You Exactly What You Mean To Me I’m Gonna Eat Every Man That You See

Dec 6th

There's not many things in this world that make me...

Dec 6th

Harry Potter weekend

I am currently glued to the tv.

Dec 6th

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My friend chelsea.

I have this friend. Her name is chelsea, but I call her chelsemon. She calls me alexsaur. She’s probably the most caring, sweet, intelligent, funny, beautiful and all around amazing friend I have. If I never logged onto stickam, I would’ve never met her and I’m glad I did. A different “friend” of mine, well she hurt chelsea really bad. She acted like she...

Dec 6th

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The Best Day - Taylor Swift

I’m five years old, it’s getting cold, I’ve got my big coat on I hear your laugh and look up smiling at you, I run and run Past the pumpkin patch and the tractor rides, look now, the sky is gold I hug your legs and fall asleep on the way home I don’t know why all the trees change in the fall But I know you’re not scared of anything at all Don’t know if Snow...

Oct 14th

I'm so tired of this

We have one fight and it’s like things aren’t the same anymore. I’m sorry for the stupid things I said, I didn’t even mean them. I know you have problems of your own right now and that’s fine. But I’m your friend and I feel so neglected. It feels like you’re fine talking to everyone else but me now. I just want things to go back to the way they were,...

Oct 14th

“You’re the direction I follow to get home When I feel like I can’t...”

– Hey Monday - 6 Months

Oct 14th

My hopes are so high that your kiss might kill me,...

Oct 14th

If you can wait til I get home

Then I swear come tomorrow this will all be in our past well it might be for the best I know you can’t give me what I need And even though you mean so much to me I can’t wait through everything Is this really happening? I swear I’ll never be happy again And don’t you dare say we can just be friends I’m not some boy that you can sway We knew it’d happen...

Oct 14th

People Are Fucking Stupid

I’m sick and tired of getting pushed around from freaking low lives I used to know back in high school. I don’t know how they got a hold of my AIM but all they do is make new screen names and IM me…gay bashing and tormenting me about my brother dying. Are people this fucking stupid? Since when is it socially acceptable to kick someone repeatedly when they’re already down? ...

Oct 14th

Don't let the toothpaste come out before you're...

Oct 13th

I Can Love Who I Want To Love

Call me a faggot, call me a carpet muncher. I don’t really care. Yeah maybe I am going to hell. Sure, why not. But last time I checked.. You smoke, you drink, you’re 18 and you’ve had sex with you bf before marriage. See you in hell, bitch. ps. I always knew that your bf was cheating on you. I never said anything because you deserve the worst.

Oct 13th

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Oct 13th

Kids Are Cruel

The level of immaturity in high school is astounding. What’s worse? The fact that if you give a high school kid a reason to make fun of someone they will…or the fact that everyone else does the same too?

Oct 12th

“Tingly place!? What is this tingly place you speak of!?” “The thing is, she’s gotta be doing something right, something that we’re not doing..cause she’s famous” “People like her tingly place”

Oct 12th

I'm giving cheddar a bath!

My kitten :)

Oct 12th

Sell The Vatican And Get CUHRAZY Pussy.

Oct 12th

Reblog with your initials.

brokensound: I love looking at them :P Mine are SAM :D ARG -_____-

Oct 12th

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Twilight: The Better Version (sorry to all...

Edward: Bella I have to tell you something
Bella: What?
Edward: I'm leaving you.
Bella: Is it because I'm human and you're a vampire and our love is impossible? 
Edward: No. It's because you're unattractive. You kinda look like a man. You have literally..no ass. Your hair kinda looks like a bunch of pubic hair glued on your head, birds mistake it for a nest all the time. And you're so fucked up and gap toothed I could probably crack a beer open on your teeth.
Bella: What?
Edward: -crack beer open on bella's teeth-
Edward: Told you.
Bella: No please I can change!
Edward: No, goodbye! 
Bella: EDWARD NOO! I LOVE YOU -cries- -bird shits on bella's face-
Bella: IT IS NOT A NEST!
Parody by: Shane Dawson

Oct 12th

Let me see yer BEWBIES! - ashley Really ashley, REALLY? -____- If I didn’t love you already, I’d kick you in your invisible lesbian nuts. http://www.formspring.com/forms/?720918-Y0wqu7mRkr http://www.formspring.com/forms/?720918-Y0wqu7mRkr

Oct 12th