Running With Scissors

Jan 16

Sigh..

So, i feel completely pushed over and flattened right now.

If i honestly have to deal with this girl all the time now since you might be going out, idk what I’m going to do.

She’s too defensive. Jealousy is ugly.

I don’t want to feel like I have to change or I’m gonna lose one of my best friends.

I can’t pick and choose who you decide to be with..

But she makes me feel like she gets to decide what I can and can’t say to you.

If all our conversations have to be changed now whenever she’s around, I swear I’ll flip shit.

I am the way I am and I will not change. If she doesn’t like it then well, tough shit.

SUCK.MY.DICK.CHI

Jan 13

If You Have Twitter..Follow Him. →

Dec 19

I’m going to make my own version of Dog The Bounty Hunter and chase random people around with mase and bb guns, because that’s how i like to waste my time.

Dec 19

You’d be the corpse and I’d be the killer. I’d be the devil and you would be the sinner. You’d be the drugs and I would be the dealer

Everything you say is like music to my ears.

Dec 07

Duke wants Olivia who likes Sebastian who is really Viola whose brother is dating Monique so she hates Olivia who’s with duke to make Sebastian jealous who is really Viola who’s crushing on Duke who thinks she’s a guy..

Dec 07

Making fun of someone’s mental illness isn’t funny.

IT JUST ISN’T.

Thanks.

Dec 06
  • You: i kick babies
  • Stranger: hahahahah ill fuck yo baby maker
  • You: OH YEAH?
  • You: i'll fuck yo face
  • Stranger: delicious :-)
  • Stranger: muahh
  • You: ew.
  • You: EW.
  • You: AIDS
  • You have disconnected.
Dec 06

My friend chelsea.

chelseaanichole:

grangadanga:

chelseaanichole:

grangadanga:

chelseaanichole:

I love you.

I just wanted to say how glad I am that we’re frie-

LOLOLOL COOKIE MONSTER ON THE TV.

Oh sorry for that random outburst. What was I saying?

i r cukie munsta.

i r vagina munsta.

whut?

….OH REALLY? ;D

You gave my tumblarity a boner.

Dec 06

My friend chelsea.

chelseaanichole:

grangadanga:

chelseaanichole:

I love you.

I just wanted to say how glad I am that we’re frie-

LOLOLOL COOKIE MONSTER ON THE TV.

Oh sorry for that random outburst. What was I saying?

i r cukie munsta.

i r vagina munsta.

whut?

Dec 06

My friend chelsea.

chelseaanichole:

I love you.

I just wanted to say how glad I am that we’re frie-

LOLOLOL COOKIE MONSTER ON THE TV.

Oh sorry for that random outburst. What was I saying?